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An Embarrassingly Modern Hero

I am going to murder a government official someday, it may not be today, tomorrow or even in the near future, but my masculine instincts command a dire action to be taken. This is not a phase, nor a threat, but an actionable promise, a reality that shall be fulfilled. In honesty, it does not have to be a government official, just any person that can be a direction for an expression of existential rage. Preferably it would be in a male dominated field, to attack some hospital’s head nurse, male or not, would be a despicable action. ...

A Eulogy of Friendship

Shall my mind wander to thoughts so morose that my state of being is struck deeply; instead of the general consistent meandering my mind may take, an unfortunate focus takes place, a nonconsensual neuroticism. Do you, reader face these same patterns, parts of your life seem to be lost to the overall mediocrity of it? Perhaps its the ending of youth, leading into the pattern of maturity and quiet acceptance. An ending so smooth and continuous any molly infected DJ would lose their mind in an attempt to replicate it. Perhaps its arrogance, an internal belief your thoughts are so beautiful and unique you can’t help but to indulge, after all anyone would else think you so smart and intelligent they would be attached to your everyword and period. Perhaps its simply human nature, a pattern not so divergent from the rest, the itch to focus on a pressing issue, a earworm stuck in your head, and a relief to be free from it, a rule of three completed satisfyingly. ...

L8 ATTACH Functors. A map is structure preserving operation, it only acts on elements and does not change the list. Functors are generalisation of this idea. Examples of things with structures are lists, Maybe and Tree. Think about what we’re doing with a map but with anything that has a structure over it. Functors are an instance of a class (as are types). ...